To pwn a novice little bitch that thinks hes good, but really just licks testicales. This name oringanlly came from a mistake in spelled pwned ja noob for a xbox live gamertag. Established 5/14/04 By Pooned ja noob.
by Logan Mccann February 9, 2005
Get the pooned ja noob mug.Post-pooned: ppp (past passive participle) from the trans. verb "post-poon," meaning to deny someone access to a woman's poon, i.e. vagina.
The female version of "cockblocked."
The female version of "cockblocked."
My friend Gloria, who is a lesbian, was telling me about meeting this awesome chick at Home Depot. But when she tried to get her number, Gloria's hot friend Kaitlyn, who is also a lesbian, barged in and totally post-pooned her.
by Bobby Eaton July 24, 2011
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When 2 girls preferably one short brunette jew and one average sized blonde vegetarian shout 'SPOON' , tackle a vitim from both in front and behind in the vertical spooning position- i.e. snugalling into them with crotch forced forward.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
If victim tackled is unaware of being targeted for spooning, then they have been spoon pooned.
Licia: Spoon!!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
points in direction of tramp in ally way outside lazer quazer
Verity: I'd tap that!
Both girls dive and spoon the man, one from in front and one from behind!
Both: You've been spoon pooned!!
by Verysha and Licerity February 17, 2008
Get the Spoon Pooned mug.When one is so high that no other word can encompass their highness. Being poosed is beyond being baked, stoned, zooted, blazed, etc. It can be describes as having no perception of the space-time continuum. This high is so high you wont make sense talking to sober people, and can only explain your reasoning by"i'm just poosed". often times poosed-city evolves from mixing alcohol and marijuana.
"Yo, did you watch that Northwestern football game?"
"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
"Yea that was a great one, but I was so poosed that I had to leave before the credits. Man I'm still poosed"
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"Last night I was one poosed goose. I'm pretty sure I kidnapped a bunny and ran around with it on campus"
by Cats17 October 6, 2013
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Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Adjective
A person notably lacking in common sense or skills necessary for life.
An adjective used to describe (a) situations, (b) people or (c) objects which demonstrate complete and utter incompetence.
Pooed also can relate to bewildering stupidity
Chon: Hey KK did you see that guy drinking out of a boot
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed
KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on
Chon: It's Pooed
KK: Yeah Chon he looks Pooed
KK: Hey Chon my Iphone won't turn on
Chon: It's Pooed
by Chonatin October 8, 2013
Get the pooed mug.To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)
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