Poetry

(n.) (not imit) - the sound an angry Asian mom makes when scolding her kids

Teacher: Where's your piece of poetry, Jonathan?
Jonathan:
Your nose will be red
Your eye will be blue
A cockroach you'll be as dead
When I beat you

by xercmercus July 6, 2019

poetry

can be good but usually dumb

wow your poetry could be good but its probably dumb

by JOE BLOW June 17, 2004

poetry

*rambles on about 'the system' and Shakespear*


best delivered in a well spoken, giggling voice.

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the better you feel;

so let's have beans for every meal!

----------------Part Deux

Beans beans, good for your heart;

Beans beans, make you fart.

the more you fart, the more you eat;

the more you sit on the toilet seat

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Poetry

Mine’s better

Hym “My poetry is better though... just sayin” 🤷 ♂️

by Hym Iam October 25, 2022

poetry

a word used to describe deep rhymes, written or free

yo, that was some crazy poetry you jus spit

by da madd scientist October 1, 2003

Poetry

Poetry = Writing - Freedom

Steve: "I just wrote some poetry!"
Joe: "Did your English teacher take away your freedom in writing?"

by jiip June 11, 2018

Poetry

obviously the most fucking useful subject in school that will teach you how to pay taxes and have a nice life

dude i just had a poetry exam in school and now i have the cure for cancer and a phd in physics

by sk8sk8masturbate October 15, 2020