by Chris 10516 November 18, 2006
Get the Mississippi Pistol Whip mug.1.When you have an erection that is so strong that when you take your penis out of your pants,it does a movement similar to when you do a pistol whip,after that movement,you beat the shit out of your girlfriend's face,making her moan loud as fuck,making her mother to listen the moaning and go check her bedroom,making the perfect milf plot...
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
2.A good word to make you get out of this website
Girlfriend: "Give me that erotic pistol whip,daddy~"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
Boy: "Lol k"
*Violent sex intensifies*
*Her mother goes to check what tf is happening in there*
Mother: "WhAt ThE fUcK jEnNiFfEr"
by Deep-Voiced African Child October 18, 2018
Get the Erotic Pistol Whip mug.While getting an HJ (or ZJ) in the Champagne Room of a grimey Portland strip club, the stripper disses your Veganism background and your pussy-ass Twill pants so you rise up and beat her down with your hammer, whilst also glazing her face with your seed making her look like a VooDoo Donut.
Ryan: I’m going to Portland this weekend, going to check out some strip clubs.
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
James: Oh yeah? Well don’t go to club 205, I went there dressed in my hipster ass clothes and the bitch dissed me. So I mushroom stamped her and left without paying.
Ryan: We should call that the Portland Pistol Whip!
by DirtyMike&ThaBoyz December 11, 2017
Get the Portland Pistol Whip mug.by Sonuvagun Salinas October 22, 2008
Get the Pistol Whipped mug.When something goes very wrong for one person or team. When something is seen on tv or is heard somewhere where multiple people hear it and is bluntly making fun of you or pointing out a fault about you without you knowing it was going to happen.
Person 1: DUDE! did you see the bengals game?
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 2: Yeah man it was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
Person 1: my friend john fucks little boys
Person 2: damn that was like pistol whipping a blind kid.
by sharpshooterdre January 13, 2010
Get the Pistol Whipping a Blind Kid mug.Your girl let you go down on her best friend last night?
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
Of course! She's totally pistol-whipped. I can do whatever I want and she'll be there waiting for me to come home.
by Darren Wiseman January 5, 2009
Get the pistol-whipped mug.A variation on the term "pussy whipped". With the word "pistol" referring to the male genitalia instead.. Or, a talented studbroad and her toys.
"Should I invite Claryssa to the bachelorette party?"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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You can, but I doubt she'll make it, That dude she's been banging has got her so pistol-whipped she doesn't even answer my texts anymore."
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"WTF, why did Carlos ditch us at this suck-ass bar?"
"Oh, I think his boyfriend wanted to leave, not him, but he's totally pistol-whipped."
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"Damn! That straight friend of Lisa's is cute!"
"The one in the sun-dress? She's hot and married."
"I don't care, I could pistol-whip that ass, she won't ever go home"
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by Evil Temptress October 14, 2011
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