Dallas Phallus

Slang term for the penis-shaped Reunion Tower in Dallas, Texas. Symbolic for Texans' often-times hubris and macho behavior.

We drove through Dallas-Fort Worth metro area today and I was able to capture a great picture of the Dallas Phallus.

by nomadik November 14, 2011

magnum phallus

refers to a penis which is larger than average, usually in both length and girth

Don't call it a fat cock. Call it a magnum phallus. It's classier that way.

by Überschwanz September 04, 2006

Phineas Phallus

A guy named Phineas who acts like an asshole

Guy 1: Hey did you see Phineas beat up random children in school
Guy 2: Yeah! We should call him Phineas Phallus from now on

by nitions and you want to use yo August 30, 2021

niagara phallus

The instrument through which an eye-floating pee is finally released...the stream producing a roar in the pan similar to the famous falls

Bloke in pub: Where did you disappear to?
Relieved one: Just been to see Niagara Phallus.....sigh

by mainsheet January 12, 2010

phallus face

A person that is being a dick head. Or my brother.

Oh em gee - chris is teh über lame, what a total phallus face!

by Psychotic Lolita January 20, 2006

Little phallus

Tiny little nugget penis

Hey he lied he’s a Little phallus

by Nuggetlover1000 December 12, 2017

Poisoned Phallus

A gentleman’s throbber which, when excited, emits a sour, curdled, vinegar like load with the capacity to poison its recipient (if any). Always point away away from face.

Ste presented Shaun with his poisoned phallus whilst Trev willingly watched on.

by john-thomas-2021 October 08, 2021