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tree pedophiles

-enters zoo- Daddy, can we go see the tree pedophiles?!

Just look at that creepy ass face.
by Your moms vajay February 25, 2014
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Queen of Pedophiles/rapists

by Nicki Stan October 8, 2020
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Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!
The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.
by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011
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Petalphile

A lover of succulent plants who practices proplifting - secretly taking fallen succulent leaves/pedals from others' plants - for the purpose of propagation (growing a new plant.)

Depending on context and emphasis, "petalphile" might be used as a derogatory term, but is usually heard as a quasi-humorous term of endearment.
"I saw you pocket those fallen succulent pedals in the store - you're such a petalphile." (Be sure to enunciate clearly to avoid ambiguity and confusion of this with the similar, but deadly serious, term from which this is a play on words.)
by mesi June 4, 2018
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pedaphile-rub

contact made from a pedaphille or other sexual miscreant/sleeze usually circular motions or patting followed by heavy breathing
that guy gives candy for pedaphille-rubs at the playground
by J-VERBAL, WERD. X March 30, 2005
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PETAfiles

People who only eat vegetables and rape children and animals.
by bye,happy EARTH DAY! February 16, 2005
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pedaphile

Any individual who is interested in establishing a mutual sexual relationship with a person who is of a physically younger age.
The World Health Organization defines adolescence as the period of life between 10 and 20 years of age. With this said any one who sexually interacts with some one else in this age range is in the "instinctual norm", if you well. Therefore the deviation into pedaphile begins when the 10’s & 20’s and the 30’s & 40’s engage in sexual activities. As you can see it is virtually impossible for anyone with a logical frame of mind to be apposed to the act of this definition!
by A HUMAN July 26, 2008
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