Slang for the penis in it's flaccid state. Nobody like's a limp dick, so Peen is also used to describe a real jerk, or a dick.
That was a peen move Kevin, did you have to puke in tub?
or:
We were swimming... it was cold... and I went from dick to peen in five seconds!
or:
We were swimming... it was cold... and I went from dick to peen in five seconds!
by boywonder769 January 20, 2009
Noun, A person who exhibits such an amazing lack of common sense, you wonder how they even have the brainpower to run even the most basic autonomic functions. Small rodents and credenzas have an intelegence greater than the average peen. (Note: if you know what a credenza is, you, by default, are NOT a peen although it does not make you immune from exhibiting peenish behavior)
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
Related words:
Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
On the surface, it seems that many people on Earth today are peens but the title of peen is reserved for those special type of people that invoke an uncontrolable urge to yell or to hit people with sticks. In the United States, it is still illigal to kill, maim or otherwise harm peens although there are some that suggest that if being a peen was painful, people would avoid exhibiting peenish behavior.
Related words:
Peenish and/or Peen-like: used when someone isn't atually a peen but they are exhibiting behaviors that closely resemble that of peens.
See also Muggle
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by Mark January 14, 2004
A small person, who usually wears fuzzy clothing. It can be made into a nickname. (it's quite catchy)
by xenite May 27, 2008