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urban dictionary assholes

urban dictionary assholes is a term for the editors of urban dictionary who can't be good sports and only publish biased definitions suited to their political leanings as can be seen by all the tea party definitions posted and by the rejection of mine. It would have been more fun if both sides had been shown, and a sign of maturity. Why is it that wimpy people tend to be libera and liberals tend top be wimpyl. coincidence? nah
A: What's Urban Dictionary?

B:Mostly a place for shits and giggles. Let's have a look...Oh this is funny. Oh this is funny, too. Hey, wait a minute, all these answers are identical. Wow, let's ubmit our own defintions

A: This should be fun

B: Hey they rejected it

A: Wow, such urban dictionary assholes!
by urbandictionaryasshole August 29, 2010
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massholes

People who come from/born in mass.
Generaly called 'massholes' due to how they drive on the highway and in citys
That car just hit scotty's 90 year old blind grandmother and didn't even stop. Those massholes!
by christopher mayhew December 12, 2006
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pusshole

noun: used to describe someone who is a retard, dumbass, fuckface or a any thing related to that
"That fuckin' pusshole took my money"

"Yo pusshole what's up?"
by DrMrPac March 14, 2009
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Same shit, different assholes

When you expect things to be better with a new person and they turn out not to be. Usually the person is a politician, a new boss, or a new boyfriend.
"So much for the promised change. I was sure Obama would be the one."

"Oh well. Same shit, different assholes..."
by petetoth January 5, 2010
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a barrel full of smashed assholes

n. Theoretically, an awful thing. Quite literally though, a barrel, containing any number of assholes that have been previously smashed.
Oh no, holy shit! That girl who just came in the bar - she is uglier than a barrel full of smashed assholes!
by Justice April 22, 2005
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excuses are like assholes

Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink.
Me: "Sorry, I was doing some calculations, and writing a recommendation letter and didn't get a chance to work on the proposal". You: "Excuses are like assholes. Everybody has one, and they all stink."
by rbraswell November 6, 2008
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Smashed Bag of Assholes

1. "Smashed Bag of Assholes" is phrase used in a figurative manner to describe something that is disgusting as fuck, such as crumpled up paper bag full of prolapsed anuses.

2. This phrase is sometimes used to describe a location containing ignorant people.
1:
Girl: Like my new dress? I thought of you when I bought it!
Guy: You look like a smashed bag of assholes. Now get your bitch ass out of my face.

2:
Dude: That bar was a smashed bag of assholes.
Some other dude: It certainly was. Onto the next one!
by 4tuna August 23, 2014
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