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The-Pal

A jobless suit donned douchebag, who uses his friend’s money on coke, hookers and lap dances instead of his starving child. Then after his shameless night of dick-resin covered whores, he tells said friend to fuck a razor blade dildo.
Friend 1: Hey, do you want to go on vacation?

Friend 2: I would, but the-pal stayed over last night and now I have nothing.
by Thepubfucks January 27, 2019
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Pal

Parents are listening. Used when you want to share a secret, but you're parents are in the room and you don't want them to know you're secret.
Person 1: what were you gonna tell me?
Person 2:Yes, i do wanna but, Pal.
by WinterRain March 16, 2015
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The Pals

A group of 5 amazing YouTubers with 1.9 million subscribers. They upload videos of ROBLOX, Gang Beasts, Minecraft and Reaction Videos! They are called Denis, Alex, Corl (Braden), Sketch (Elijah) and sub. They are British, American and Canadian. They are the best people in the world! 😍😂🇬🇧🇺🇸🇨🇦
Subscribe to The Pals on YouTube! 😃

Let’s go and watch The Pals play Minecraft on YouTube! 😇
by AyeItsErin October 8, 2018
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pal

it's basically this: a polite and incognito way of saying 'your a douche bag' to someone you don't know.
excuse me, could you hold on a minute pal.

what he really said was: HOLD ON DOUCHE BAG!!!!!
by the ace of spades March 27, 2008
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pal

stands for Pack A Lip, meaning smokeless tobacco. can be used safely in front of parents and adults.
"Hey Nick wana go walk around and pal?"
by cabesa grande April 6, 2009
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pal

bob is mikes's pal.
by l33tBo| June 15, 2004
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pal

A girl who cannot be described simply. She is beautiful and innocent, and always brings a smile to people's faces. She make people laugh and is very trustworthy, loyal and reliable. She is super fun and affectionate, but can get hurt easily because she cares a lot, and can be very fragile. She can also be very sexy, but only allows people to see it when they earn her trust.
Pal is my best pal ever... Lol
by Michael_L October 9, 2017
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