Possibly the worst team in NL West (tied for worst team with Rockies). Padres fans usually hate the Dodgers because the Dodgers are way better than the Padres. Padres are also terrible because they have never won a world series. I really dont need to go on.
by datboiaqua October 23, 2018
Get the San Diego Padresmug. The San Diego Padres are one of the only Major League Baseball teams to have never won a World Series. In the early days of the franchise, the team dressed in shit-brown uniforms and consistently came in last place. Then they changed their uniforms and still came in last. Their fans are a bunch of whiny bandwagoners who cannot even dress themselves let alone speak proper English. Everyone agrees that the team should throw in the towel and stop wasting everyone's time with their minor league highjinks. The fans worship Tony Gwynn, a singles hitter with the waistline of a small ocean liner. The team is the epitomy of the term 'loser'.
Guy 1: I just saw the San Diego Padres in their new stadium!
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
Guy 2: Do you think they'll come in last again this year?
by grovemeister June 24, 2008
Get the San Diego Padresmug. by Richalex May 11, 2006
Get the Quien es su padremug. by aqueas May 22, 2004
Get the Luke, Yo soy tu padremug. A variation of the sexual position "piledriver." During intercourse from a piledriver position, the partner being piledriven emits a fart and the fart is lit on fire (either from a heat source supplied by one of the two partners or from a third party) while someone makes the telltale beeping noise of a ceiling smoke alarm (again, either partner or a third party may supply this noise).
When the drapes caught fire during their second attempt at the South Padre Island Smoke Alarm and the actual smoke alarm woke every guest up, Carl and Carla knew they wouldn't be allowed to film their piledriver sex scenes in the hotel lobby any more.
by Cthonic March 24, 2010
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John: Ur dad lesbian
Gary: Ur Padre large gay
John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*
Gary: Ur Padre large gay
John: *spontaneously combusts, demon appears dragging John's soul into a fiery pit of eternal hell.*
Gary: *Becomes one with the heavens and the earth, equivalent to God*
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