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touch of a paedophile

touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 25, 2008
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paedophile

Scum sucking piece of shit who preys on children for their sexual pleasure
1. He's a paedophile and should have his nuts cut off.
2. He's a convicted paedophile and as such will probably have his nuts cut off when he gets to prison.
by urbankhaos May 17, 2003
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A Paedophile is also known as Pedo Paedo Paedophile or Kiddie Fiddler

It's common in Britian to say Nonce

Definition: You
Person 1 Hey, why was Boris Johnson arrested?

Person 2 Oh, he noncd a kid.

Person 3 Oh shit, I best be on the run!

Person 2 Why?

Person 3 I'm an offending paedophile - I noncd a kid!
by 6Kiddie Fiddler9 March 8, 2020
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Paedo

Short for 'paedophile'. One who molests young children.
*Walking down the street when a men grabs a five year old child's ass. Somebody spots this and shouts "PAEDO!"*
by G November 23, 2003
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Papa Paeds

A person who has an unfortunate sexual attraction to children.
"Oh my God! That Iain B is such a papa paeds!"
by Robert Hume January 20, 2008
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by (.Y.) October 22, 2003
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Paedolicious

When a girl, around the legal age of consentual sex but possibly not, is deemed to be do-able.
"Jim's daughter is so fine..."
"Is she 16/18 (eg) yet?"
"I dunno, but she is paedolicious for sure"
by J Spaceman December 8, 2007
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