Petaluma Syndrome

A syndrome that is a result of growing up in Petaluma, California. Symptoms include:

Having two or more (or in some cases all) of the following phases; Punk, crust punk, rockabilly, psychobilly, vegan, indie, hipster, hippie, metalhead, fail-goth, gay, bi, lesbian.
But never remaining any of these for more than a couple years.

Saying things like "I hate this little town, I'm moving to Portland."

Having parents that offer to support you, and a car, yet you ride a bicycle everywhere and eat food that was recovered from dumpsters to maintain "status." People from different cities will find that ironic. You won't understand why.

Throwing a shit-fit when someone else gets a haircut similar to yours, or dyes it the same color. This symptom is particularly prevalent in females. It is a serious threat to your uniqueness. You will complain for weeks, but eventually change your hairstyle out of pride.

Did you hear that Bobby DeSoto quit his job after high school? Yeah, I guess he got himself a mongrel road-dog and hopped a train to portland. He has a case of the Petaluma Syndrome.

by Stankmeista January 7, 2011

Petalman

Someone who believes themselves to be one with nature. They enjoy being around natural things and are generally not confident around other people.

Why does he always hang out at the botanical gardens? He's such a Petalman.

by mrkharleson June 16, 2010

rose petal vagina

a beautiful vagina

How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina

by bert juman January 8, 2010

patalottapus

a supposed gentleman who typically is in a relationship with a teacher (usually kindergarten) but is really a loud bar-fly who continuously hits on everyones girlfriend or wife, and is proud of it.

That guy right there at the bar is patalottapus.

by the receptacle October 26, 2008

Hot Potaload

An activity similar to the game 'hot potato', which requires the participation of a male referee and at least two contestants. The referee ejaculates into one of the contestants' mouths and proceeds to play "Der Ententanz" by Werner Thomas. All contestants then must pass the ejaculate (in a clockwise formation) by the act of snowballing the load from one to another. Once the music stops, the contestant currently with the ejaculate must swallow the load and is then ejected from the game. The last contestant remaining becomes the winner. The winner's reward is typically a fisting.

Would you guys mind at least putting a tarp down the next time you decide to play Hot Potaload? Sarah threw up all over her lobster bib during the second round. This has been the messiest family BBQ ever.

by Fluidyne September 8, 2013

pussy petals

Pussy petals are the labia of the female
human vagina, from ancient times the female vagina is likened to a flower,
esp a young maiden's vagina, early hieroglyphs depict a lotus flower sprouting
from a female's vagina, pussy petals consist of the labia minora, labia majora
and the woman's legs, three sets of petals radiate out to constitute the

vaginal flower

"honey I love to suck your pussy petals" or "baby please flower your legs open
so I can give attention to your pussy petals"

by crystalmister February 2, 2014

Delecate Petals

Pussy lips. Perfectly shaped, slightly glistening and fragrantly stimulating.

I ate her delecate petals braaaahhhh. All night. She was squirming.

by Eaton Holgoode April 7, 2017