Government peanutbutter

The rough peanutbutter that comes in 15 lb. metal cans supplied by the U.S.D.A.
There are no warnings on the can, which there should be for choking hazard.
1)It is supplied for needy families
2)It is supplied for needy institutions
3)You cannot spread this peanutbutter
4)You cannot lube a tractor with it

"Somebody, please help me...I cannot get my knife back out of this government peanutbutter!"

by truckintim87 March 29, 2009

lost a peanut

verb: struggle or hassle trying to complete an action, understand, or achieve something.

I lost a peanut trying to find my French book.

She lost a peanut trying to figure what the idiot was saying.

by JisuMoose September 15, 2010

Peanut Butter Bagel

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.

She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!

by JDGfootman April 26, 2009

The Church of Peanut

The only true church. Everyone in the church is really good at not blinking. We worship SCP-173 and the SCP foundation is really sick of us but we don't fucking care.

InkFlame: ALL PrASE PEANUT!!!
Inky: wtf
InkFlame: YOU
Inky: yes?
InkFlame: JOIN THE CHURCH OF PEANUT
Inky: o ok

by 173 worshipper December 7, 2019

Orange Peanut

Someone who wants you to subscribe.

Orange Peanut wants you to subscriiiibe. Because hee needs mooore moneeeey.

by BrotherBusterMuster December 4, 2020

Peanut butter face

When a person, usually a female, wears so much makeup that it looks like she put a thin layer of peanut butter on her face.

"That girl wears a lot of makeup."
"She has a peanut butter face."

by SlothManJones April 20, 2017

Peanut Butter Hours

When all the roomates who are allergic to peanut butter go to bed.

guy 1: Thomas, that clown roommate of ours, finally went to bed .
Guy 2: I’ve been waiting for Peanut Butter Hours all day, Earl.

by FunnyDog55 May 12, 2018