P.T.I. 

Pardon The Interruption
ESPN TV show featuring Tony Kornheiser and Michael Wilbon debating/arguing about various issues in sports. Awesome show.

Same time tomorrow you knuckleheads!

P.T.I. by adsfadsffdsa July 6, 2005

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)

P.T.F.A.RETARD(S) Stands for Pay the Fuck Attention Retard(s). This term is generally used towards one or more persons that is not actually Mentally handicapped, but rather one who blatantly refuses to PAY THE FUCK ATTENTION and learn or better understand what's being said, there by willingly choosing to remain being a stupid dumb fucking RETARD, that will obviously NEVER FUCKING LEARN....

When Chuck had to repeat herself for what seemed like the millionth time, her answer to the question that the Dumbfuck prison bitches asked her yet again, after she gave them the same answer she always gave them, she said in an exasperated and annoyed tone "WHY DON'T YOU P.T.F.A. RETARD(S)!! " But the dumbfucks still haven't and most likely won't ever P.T.F.A. and will always remain RETARDS.....

P.T.F.A. RETARD(S) by Dr. Cowabunga October 2, 2019

P.T.A. 

Pussy, Tits and Armpits. A hasty bath taken by a woman in a great hurry.

Oh man, I'm so late I only have time for a PTA before my boyfriend picks me up!

P.T.A. by Eric Peterson July 21, 2005

p.t.b. 

Puro Tango Blast. (Pure city blast) not reppin a gang but your city. your area code. the different cities may have their own mascots and names as well. Califas for california, Foros and Foritos for Fort Worth, TX. reppin that Pitbull!

"we dont set trip we puttin it down for the 817. foros P.T.B.!"

p.t.b. by j.m.m. 783465 February 28, 2008

P.T.M 

An abbreviation for the phrase "pussy-to-mouth", which describes the sexual transition from vaginal sex to oral sex (performed by the woman, on the man).

I was doing her from behind when all of the sudden she went for the P.T.M and let me come in her mouth.

P.T.M by PornScholar October 29, 2005

P.T.Y 

P.T.Y = please & thank you. Used when texting someone a request as a nice way of saying all the niceties.

A:: When the dog is done eating, can you put him outside p.t.y?
B: No problem.

P.T.Y by Aine2014 September 14, 2016

P.T.B.U. ratio 

abbreviation for "Potential to Blow Up ratio", which is a scale ranging from 1 (low) to 10 (high), that rates the chances a currently hot girl will someday gain weight and become overly chubby and unattractive.

Key note: One night hookups are exempt from the P.T.B.U ratio as the girl being rated is usually hot, and even though she is likely to blow up in the future, the aforementioned potential blow up will not effect her current hotness.

Tom: "Check out that chick over there... she is smoking hot."

Brent: "Dude, look her thick upper arms and those kankles, she's got a high P.T.B.U. ratio.

Tom: "Man, who says I'm proposing? Bang it tonight, leave it tomorrow.

P.T.B.U. ratio by Jack Metzler April 2, 2008