h.p.o.a.

Known as "Hot Piece Of Ass", a person who sits in the back of a class and is constantly stared at by horny women.

Melody: "My god, that kid is one HPOA! I want to hump him!"

by The Real HPOA April 8, 2004

F.P.O.A.

An acronym meaning Fine Piece of Ass. When a person is an F.P.O.A., they are hot, and/or sexy.

Girl 1 and Girl 2 at a club
Girl 1: Man that guy is hot!!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's an F.P.O.A.

Guy 1 and Guy 2 at a bar
Guy 1: Bro! Look at that chick! She's so sexy!
Guy 2: What an F.P.O.A.!

by TH3B0$$$$$$ July 8, 2011

O.A.P.

Someone who is old and putrid. Generally the old hag living opposite.

Yuck, that women is ancient and smells like rotting dead people. Yep she must be an O.A.P.
Old Aged Pensioner

by fghjklm October 21, 2010

O.A.P

an abbreviation for Obsessed And Proud

can be pronounced as ope.

AAR fan: I LOVE the All American Rejects! I have all their posters up in my room and I own both of their cds!

friend: you're really weird.

AAR fan: no, I'm O.A.P!

by hopscotch123 August 16, 2007

U.S.A.P.O.

USA Pwns Olympics.

it's just a fact.

michael phelps is an example of how the U.S.A.P.O.

by mynamecantbeusedbyanyoneelse October 10, 2008

S.O.A.P

The Process of S.O.A.P. :

1.)Have PROTECTED sex with a ginger and hold her hostage.

2.) Take used condon once you are done with intercourse. (Make sure it has alot of jizz in it.)

3.) Stuff shit into the condom, and freeze it with a sparkler, having the "sparkler wick" facing outward.

4.) Once the "poopsickle" is fully frozen, peel away the condom, leaving only the frozen poop.

5.) Stuff the frozen poop into the vagina of the hostage(with jizz size going in first.)

6.) Light the sparkler to melt the frozen jizz into the vagina, the Jizz will melt into the vagina impregnating the girl.

7.) When the hostiage is in labor, and when the head of the baby is visible, poop into the infants mouth, causing suffication that will lead to death.

8.) Let the hostiage go. :)

"What are you in here for?" - Cellmate
"I soaped a girl" - Cellmate II
"You mean---!?" - Cellmate

"Yes, I commited a Shockingly Offensive Abortion Process (S.O.A.P.) " - Cellmate II

by The Irishmen October 3, 2010

P.O.A.

Standing for Proof of Abs, as in, when a guy says he has abs, but you need proof that he does and he's not just saying that to make himself seem more smexy or attractive. That would be misleading, so you ask him for some P.O.A.

"Hey, I have a six pack? Aren't I sexy?"
"How do I know you do? Gimme some P.O.A.!"

by Limonada_296 October 29, 2011