Ozzie Story

When a person hypes up a story to be really good but ends up being one of the most lame stories ever told.

okay guys I have a really funny Ozzie story evryone in class was reading but I wasnt lol.

by Distort64 November 22, 2022

ozzie phil

Pushing a frozen sausage up a partners anus, and once defrosted, cooking and eating, flame grilled is always the way of choice. (a slight frozen sausage between to buns before being devoured.

I had an ozzie Phil at the the family bbq the weekend.

by Waffle the wonder dog May 14, 2018

Ozzie Bomb

A term used to describe a shot in the game of golf. It is a tee shot taken with a driver that does not travel further than 190 yards. The person who hit the shot, however, will claim he has “piped it”. Typically they will be pleased with their shot despite the pathetic distance it has traveled.

Golfer 1: I absolutely ripped that drive!

Golfer 2: Not really mate, that was an Ozzie Bomb.

by Rookmandingo February 24, 2022

ozzie ball

the art a playing baseball in a negro fashion.

they won the game in controversial fashion using ozzie ball.

by j saunders June 20, 2006

Ozzie Pips

A cool place to play games with your Strategy Club homies.

"Hey Chester, do you want to go to Ozzie Pips with me to play a phat game of Dungeons and Dragons, yo?"

by Anonymous June 18, 2003

Ray Ozzie

The new CEO of microsoft. Many hope that Ray will "Fix the house that bill built". (As quoted from WIRED magazine.)

"I shure hope that Ray Ozzie knows what he's doing, microsoft is already in hot water!"

by |WTF| January 14, 2009

fr.ozzie

a person on tiktok who likes bangs and uses 🥺

person: Who likes bangs?

person 2: fr.ozzie!

by lol7337 June 7, 2021