Oxymoron

The act of becoming moronic due to the overuse and abuse of oxycontin.

OR

A person who is addicted to oxycontin, therefore making them a retard.

Person 1: Hey man, you talked to Levi lately?
Person 2: No man, I heard he's a real oxymoron.
Person 1: So that's why he keeps ducking me for money.
Person 2: That fat fuck...

by cosmicbaby November 28, 2011

oxymoron

A ridiculous comparision. Conjoining contradictory terms.

Example of Oxymoron
Unjust Law
Tax Return
Airline Food
Alone Together
Taped Live
Peace Force
Anarchy Rules
Affordable Housing

by Ashley Elizabeth December 28, 2005

Oxymorons

It's contradiction in a same sentence or a word.

Honest lawyer.
Nice ex wife/husband.
Cheap vacation.
Cheap gilfriend/boyfriend

by Julie May 13, 2005

oxymoron

figure of speech combining two normally contradictory terms

(e.g. "tolerant LK", "correct LK",etc.)

by 100%Caborn May 24, 2005

oxymoron

Two words that contradict themselves.

"Rap music" is not an oxymoron, you hatin' motherfuckers.

by PSP Squirrel #1 June 25, 2006

oxymoron

A coupling of words that contradict each other, yet are combined to form a new phrase.

Smart Americans
Great American President
United states

by is my own May 31, 2005

Oxymoron

An idiotic, slow and inept person who also uses way too much Oxycontin/Oxycodone. What is important to stress is that they would be a moron even without the Oxycontin/Oxycodone, but they're also a pillhead.

"Dang, where is Keith? He was supposed to meet us down at the lake an hour ago."

"Oh he's an Oxymoron... He went the wrong way... and smoked a month worth of 20's."

by Chad Wise September 19, 2012