by D.H. 3 November 1, 2005
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Did you see her ocular mullet? She was totally scoping out that hot guy with her party eye while I was talking to the business eye!
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Bart likes to thrust his penis into recently departed Sharon's eye socket which makes Bart not only a necrophiliac but also a ocularphiliac
by ArmoredNight June 25, 2017
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by Sol_Invictus December 21, 2007
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Dave slid in my DM's with a picture of his dick without me even asking for it...I've just experienced ocular rape.
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by C. Hob Wear March 16, 2009
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My boss yelled at several people for no reason this week, just because he's fighting with his ol' lady. It seems like he's developed a case of ocular rectitus
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