ostrichization

The act of placing one's head in the sand

It is time you sent in your overdue tax return and stopped this ostrichization

by Rob Walton June 21, 2005

ostrich

To hit or push your own or others knees with enough force to cause the knees to bend backwords causing ones legs to look like an ostrich

Guy1: Hey did you see that video were that guy got his legs bent backwords

Guy2: Ya he totaly got ostriched

by pakmann October 30, 2012

OSTRICH

Takes place on a massage table. With your face in the hole, you stick your ass up in the air during the lower back/upper thigh portion of the massage in order to coax the masseuse into massaging your anus.

That massage was the best! As soon as I did the ostrich, she went two knuckles deep!

by Sandra & Bonnie September 6, 2007

Ostrich

A woman with nice legs, nice hips, and big hair, but no tits.

Yeah! I fucked the Hell out of Mary last night!

Wow! I bet it was great seeing her naked!

Well, she does look pretty damn good naked, but, she must stuff her bra or wear falseys or somethin', she is definitely an ostrich dude.

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006

The Ostrich

A sexual position for those who have tried everything else. The female (or male) buries their head in the sand and sticks their nether regions as high as possible. The partner inserts appendage in appropriate orifice. The goal is for this person to finish before the other runs out of oxygen.

Anne and Bob had a close call while attempting the ostrich but Bob was able to kick it into high gear and finished as Anne was just a little blue from lack of oxygen

by COK ROCKS September 22, 2017

Ostrich

a man or a woman who enjoys giving a woman oral sex.

Someone enjoys sticking their head in holes, well so do ostriches.

by WhoaDaddy December 2, 2011

Ostrichism

The theory that if you stick your head in the figurative sand the issue will go away.

The mortgage company keeps calling about your lack of payment but you keep practicing ostrichism .

by RasberryJamChick November 26, 2010