crooked ostrich

this is when you break a girls knees, then force her to give you a foot job.

damn dude i broke that girls knees and she gave me a crooked ostrich!

by thomas riccairdi May 20, 2008

Oric

A magical and beautiful being, he is all encompassing and can captivate any with a touch of his finger. He kills anyone who wrongs him (RYAN WONG) or can and will ruin your life and self esteem at will.

Wow look at Oric. /death/
Wow look at Oric he's so cool.
Wow Oric.
See eric or erick

by Orick Ree May 6, 2014

Ostrich Munch

While engaged in doggy style sex, you randomly pull out and bury your face in her ass.

She was pleasantly surprised when he pulled out without warning and then dropped his mouth on her ass and assumed the Ostrich Munch!

by Phuda Singh January 10, 2012

The ostrich

When you're banging a bitch on the beach and you shove her head in the sand and continue banging her from behind

Brian was at Fuck Pier and gave Jodi The Ostrich.

by BlackMikeMoan August 27, 2013

ozric tentacles

An exciting British prog band, started in 1983. They have an amazing interesting sound.

The Ozrics are my favorite prog band. Period.

by Erp the Wizard August 17, 2004

Ostrich Syndrome

Refers to an affliction that some people exhibit when they are confronted by social, political, or controversial issues be that in their personal life or outside; they would just rather ignore it or as the ostrich does, bury his head in the sand when confronted by danger hoping it will go away.

Too bad that Jim doesn't see the restructuring going on at work that will cost him his job. He's hoping it won't affect him, he has Ostrich Syndrome.
If you can't see the subterfuge going on in government, you probably have Ostrich Syndrome.

by Cryptic1 September 6, 2013

ostrich penis

A big penis that will please your wife.

Yo look at that huge ostrich penis!

by Ostrich balls February 1, 2017