optarse

Someone who works at Optus who is too stupid or lazy to leave.

alec: hey you should leave Optus and come work with us
tas: oh maybe, i dunno if i should leave
alec: don't be an optarse!

by gak September 18, 2008

Optrick

Emo with one eye. His parents died on 6/23/40. He has one sister named Rose. He likes ham.

Optrick is emo

by Team Saveea June 16, 2010

oppurtunivore

One who repeatedly takes advantage of those people and situations around them, rarely doing anythign for themselves.

Oppurtunivores may use this skill to hitch rides from unwilling 'friends' or incessantly mooch off supermarket sample stands.

See Sample Slut.

Whenever she is in the grocery store, Susan turns into an oppurtunivore, hitting up free samples whenever she can.

by ///Motorsport October 14, 2006

Optrosphobia

Fear of butter

Carl has Optrosphobia because there was a stack of butter holding a knife

by ChocolateCakeYum January 15, 2022

Onturn7

A guy on youtube who does diving videos and sometimes does tutorials and even though he makes money from it he thinks he's king of the fucking world around his friends cause of it and he always says "It's my Job" and no one gives a shit. He also Loves his bestfriend who goes out with his other bestfriend. He also thinks he's hot shit cause he has a mustache and a beard. He's pretty cool though in his own little way. His name is also Michael Boyle. This is also the only username he uses and he has a lot of accounts.

Me: Hey dude, wazzup? Have you seen dat guyz new vid?
Dooshbag Friend: Nah breh, whut guy?
Me: Maaaaan wtf, you neva hear of dat coo guy Onturn7?
Dooshbag Friend: Oh dat nigga?

by Onturn7 January 7, 2012

Octurnal

Awake during 8 times of the day:
•Dawn
•Noon
•Midnight
•Breakfast
•Lunch
•Dinner
•Snack Time
•That awkward time when you're only slightly sleeping

Wow that kid must be octurnal!!!! He's always awake at dawn, noon, midnight, breakfast, lunch, dinner, snack time, and that awkward time when you're only slightly sleeping!!!!!😁😘😍😀😁😝😆😆😅😜😆😛😂😗😅😘😆

by Zelda Patricia Fluffyarse June 5, 2016

Öztürk

Öztürk is a turkish name. He is very kind and angry at the same time. He is very protective to the people that he loves. Dont mess with him if you do, you’ll die. He always finds out the great and easiest way to solve problem. Öztürk is very independent and hardworking-man. He always take care of his things wisely

Omg he’s very öztürk

by Youreallife November 22, 2020