optical delusion

When you see things as you want them to be, not as they really are.

That fox is really staring at me, she wants me to know that she wants me. Dude you're under an optical delusion, that's a glare not a stare, and if you go over there, she'll slap you blind.

by knowman September 14, 2012

optic scump

A badass redhead who is gOd at cod and knows how to treat a girl in bed

40 and o in cod I'm the optic scump

by I'm the goat February 4, 2014

OpTic Hutch

Only the manliest call of duty player ever. Has a sick lip ring and does manly quick scopes. Also doesn't take any shit. Also has a ton of fanboys.

Fanboy #1: DuD3 i'M sO 1337 i sHoUld B IN OPtiC LulZ.
Average Player: Shut the fuck up, what are you three? You're no OpTic Hutch.

by IKingJIElly July 6, 2010

optic nerve blocking

To block someone or something from your field of vision, meaning to not hear or see that thing until requested off.

John:Did you see Lenny today?

Clint: Nah, I used my optic nerve blocking to ignore that loser!

by YOUR SQUIP May 5, 2019

optic nadeshot

Nadeshot is a Pro Call of Duty player and currently the captain of the Optic Gaming Pro Team. Lives in the optic house. His real name is Matt Haag and lives in Chicago.

Optic fanboy: OMFG OPTIC NADESHOT IS IN OUR LOBBY OMG PLEASE CAN I BE YOUR FRIEND ON XBL
Nadeshot: yo dude lets just focus on winning

by TacoVerse May 23, 2014

Optical Penetration

When a girl has a fake eye, you remove said eye and insert penis into socket.

I performed optical penetration on Mike's girlfriend last night.

by Crazyassgangster August 21, 2008

Optical Rectalitis

Where your head is so far up your ass you have a shitty outlook on life.

With his recent string of bad luck, Richard suffers from an acute case of Optical Rectalitis.

by awesumwordster January 25, 2012