Oppressive

1. Dominating harshly: Imposing a harsh or cruel form of domination.

2. Highly stressful: Exerting a worrying, troubling, or burdensome pressure on somebody.

3. Stifling: So hot and humid as to make people feel tired, irritable, or sluggish.

An oppressive regime.

by Jafje April 5, 2007

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Opulent Kiss

Term used on Internet message boards to describe somebody who tries to impress by making up stories to mask the fact they're actually very sad and live with their mother.

He said he'd had three children and made his first million by the age of sixteen, but we discovered he was a lonely 43 year old in a council house and it was just an opulent kiss.

by patrick von fortingham February 9, 2005

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Oppressor Kid

Someone who uses an Oppressor Mark 2 in Grand Theft Auto 5 Online. These people are usually players who lack skill at the game and can also fall into the terms of "griefer" and "shitter". These players are widely hated across the GTA 5 Online Community as they are known for killing and destroying players' cargo and murdering people for no reason other than to gain K.D.

Player 1: Oh my god Anthony this guy keeps killing me!
Player 3: Dude this guy is so annoying!
Player 2: Guys this Oppressor Kid is so annoying!

by JVATYT February 8, 2022

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Schrodinger's Oppenheimer

A delightfully perplexing cosmic conundrum paying homage to the renowned physicist J. Robert Oppenheimer and his pivotal role in the development of the first nuclear bomb. This whimsical phenomenon embodies the essence of quantum absurdity, where one's taste buds are suspended in a state of delectable uncertainty. Picture this: sinking your teeth into a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie while simultaneously stubbing your toe on an oblivious coffee table. In that fleeting moment, the universe playfully merges the blissful sweetness of the cookie with the agonizing pain of the stubbed toe, leaving you to ponder the paradoxical wonders of Schrodinger's Oppenheimer. It's a hilariously explosive collision of culinary and physical sensations, a true testament to the peculiar twists and turns of existence. Only those with a knack for cosmic mishaps can fully appreciate the quantum flavors and toe-tapping oddities of this deliciously absurd phenomenon.

In other words, when she bites yo dick and it makes ya feel good.

I was in the kitchen with my slime baking edibles when I accidentally pulled Schrodinger's Oppenheimer.
We was so high we forgot to turn off the gas on the stove!

by Foreskin Master July 18, 2023

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Oppression Olympics

Oppression Olympics is the tactic used by Alt-Leftists in Western society that's used to silence people who are "privileged", attempting to render their qualms useless. The pecking order (Bottom to top) goes:
White straight men, black straight men, white straight women, white gay men, white gay women, black gay men, white transsexuals FtM, white transsexuals MtF, black straight women, black gay women, black transsexuals FtM, black transsexuals MtF.
Although the tactic is used by Alt-Leftists, the term is used by those who oppose it.

Person 1: "You know, I'm not huge on this new obsession with teaching African history to students over the Roman Empire"
Person 2: "Well lucky you're a white guy so your opinion is not required"
Person 1: "I ain't playing this Oppression Olympics shit with you, man."

by Opoisredkkvrov June 7, 2021

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