the self-inflicting nature of opening your mouth and saying things that are way out of line and inappropriate in respect to your current locale or circumstances; can also be doing some seriously stupid shit for your age.
Open up a can of dumb-ass: We went to the job site to complete our mission, but then our hosts opened up a can of dumb-ass by making a bunch of sexists remarks in front of one of our female teammates. That’s when we left the site, not before telling them that we will come back when they can act a bit more professional.
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Get the FBI OPEN UP mug.To casually use another person's web browser while not changing any of their open windows. Most commonly this phenomenon occurs in a casual setting with a lap-top style computer.
Guy who needs to check email: "Hey, you mind if I open up a tab?"
Gal not using computer: "Sure, just make sure you close it out when you're done."
Gal not using computer: "Sure, just make sure you close it out when you're done."
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Get the THIS AIN'T NO BEER BELLY; THIS IS A FUEL TANK FOR A WHOOP-ASS MACHINE THAT'S ABOUT READY TO OPEN UP A CAN ON YOUR ASS! mug.To open up, as in to stab/knife someone.
The opening process can be as simple as a minor poke but generally involves heavy bleeding and multiple openings. The more insane openings consist of using your bear hands/fingers to perform the opening process.
The opening process can be as simple as a minor poke but generally involves heavy bleeding and multiple openings. The more insane openings consist of using your bear hands/fingers to perform the opening process.
by MopDawg December 30, 2003
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