log one out

The act of evacuating ones bowels. To take a dump

I'll be back in 10, i just have to log one out

by Shaun Morrison November 12, 2008

bang one out

Male: To masturbate. To have a wank.

"Fuck me, she's gorgeous. I'm gonna have to go home and bang one out over her."

by Esteban Lorenzo July 29, 2003

rub one out

A sneaky way of saying masurbation.

Hey man, we're gonna head down to the gym and shoot some hoops. Wanna come?

Nah, I'm kinda tired, I'm gonna go rub one out and take a nap.

by Unfairman January 10, 2004

VapoRub one out

Masturbating with Vicks VapoRub as lubricant.

I had to VapoRub one out the other day and my genitals felt like Alaska for a week!

by Mc Kjos January 7, 2011

Bash one out

(Verb) Originating from Yorkshire, this is a slang term for the act of masturbating, or "bashing". To bash one out, means to have a good masturbating session.

Steve left the room mid way through the film to bash one out. I heard him moaning in the next room.

by Samwiez September 29, 2010

back one out

In reference to defication

I'm going to go back one out

by Anonymous August 20, 2003

Knead One Out

Knead One Out; noun. - Wank. The action where-bye an individual places his cod piece in palm for a solid workover or 'Kneading'.

Mr Evans stood carefree in the breeze to knead One Out

by Lachlan J December 9, 2008