Corn on the Cob

A delicious food item most commonly eaten in the fall.

I ate some corn on the cob last night.

by Logan Paul's Homosexual Uncle November 16, 2018

texas corn on the cob

When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.

Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?

by longhairedluver June 21, 2006

Porn on the cob

After way too many people pirated porn on the internet, the porn industry came up with a new way to distribute filth without having to worry about piracy. After teaming up with America's farmers, Porn on the cob was born.

I'm kind of hungry and kind of horny. I could really go for some porn on the cob

by Airgaf January 12, 2008

Chorn on the Cob

Fucking a black chick in the ass. The use of butter as a lubricate elevates the act to Chorn on the Cob

Dude, Shatweka's ass was tearing my dick off while I was fucking her, but with a little butter it turned into some kick-ass Chorn on the Cob

by ZippyMoonbat June 4, 2010

Corn on the cob

The day after the woman eats corn, you perform anal on her. As you pull out there will be corn pieces stuck to your shaft. Tell her to eat her corn on the cob.

Dude, I forgot we had corn for dinner last night until I pulled out. That bitch loves corn on the cob.

by angel wingman July 8, 2010

Corn on the cob

When a female is on all fours performing oral sex on a male of large stature and the male bends over, utilizing his lankiness, and reaches down her back to finger the females butthole. The combined efforts of the penis in the mouth and finger in the butt closely resemble the old American past time of corn on the cob, as enjoyed with corn holders. The sexual position was followed closely by the revolutionary utensils which are small prongs placed in the ends of the corn to prevent dirtying of the fingers.

Note: This is not to be confused with "chicken on a spit".

- Sometime in the 1880's, in a barn in rural Pennsylvania, a farmer and his fat wife are getting frisky....

Jebidiah: "Yeaa you like when I finger your butthole while you perform oral sex upon me?"

Gertrude: "Oh indeed, it is a pleasure unlike any other.."

Jebidiah- deep in thought..

"I've got it! If we can mutually please eachother without me having to touch all of your hideous, slimy body why can't we do the same with... Corn on the Cob!

And thus corn was never eaten the same way again...

by Boners mcgee September 26, 2010

Corn on the cob

To cut someone's botton penis off with braces giving them a huge circumscion.

Billy screamed in pain when Jill corn on the cobbed him.

by Helloiseeu November 4, 2007