Dinosaur on life support

An old piece of technology that barely works, usually having to be plugged into a power source constantly to function in the case of portable devices due to a faulty battery. Can also be applied to actual dinosaurs on life support (or at least humans or animals).

"This laptop is like a dinosaur on life support. I need to get it replaced."
"She's a dinosaur on life support."
"There is a dinosaur on life support in my backyard, and it's eating my cat."

by AK Ramirez April 10, 2016

poutlook on life

Possessing a perpetually-petulant attitude in his view of the world on general.

If Ethan Couch hadn't had such a total poutlook on life from his lofty financial position, he might have made more "real" friends and avoided all the horrendous legal entanglements that he --- and by extension, his family --- is into now.

by QuacksO December 19, 2019

High on life

One of those days that you are tripping without the use of drugs and just being retarded for the whole day, basically laughing/enjoying anything random.

Dan: hehehehe
Mar: wtf is wrong with you
Dan: IDK hehehehE I’m High On life rn bro
Mar: oh you using drugs

Dan: Nah I’m not mentally okay today I’ll be fine tomorrow

Mar: alr

by Danthebot April 28, 2021

David's outlook on life

You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should.

David's outlook on life: See above "You can't do as many things as you want, you don't want as much as you think and you don't think as much as you should."

by David Aruna March 24, 2023

New Lease On Life

a substantially improved prospect of life or use after rejuvenation or repair. Mainly used whenever someone is arguing with someone and they get all cranky

Zilkon: "Dont argue with me."
Drifter: "No."
Zilkon: "I'll make you wake up tomorrow with a new lease on life if u keep arguing with me 🙎"

by Utaken2underscores January 3, 2024

stalking my life on the boardwalk

When a person has latched onto you and tracks your every move, to the point that you can't leave your house without being paranoid about the person mysteriously popping up and interrogating you.

Origin: The episode of Jersey Shore when Pauly D's girl kept following him around as he hung out with friends on the boardwalk, and then called the house 3 times in a row to find out where he was.

1)
Girl: "Why didn't you call me last night? Where were you? Who were you with? I called you 3 times and you never called me back and I KNOW you got my messages!"
Boy: "OK, seriously, you are stalking my life on the boardwalk right now."

2)
Boy: "Hey, so you're single now? You dated for what, 7 months? And your ex transferred schools?"
Girl: "How did you know all that?"
Boy: "I checked your Facebook."
Girl: "Could you stop stalking my life on the boardwalk?"

by JHatesYourCrocs April 27, 2010

Life on Mars

Life on Mars is a BBC TV programme in which Sam Tyler (John Simm)a copper from 2006 gets hit by a car and wakes up back in 1973. His DCI in 1973 is the walking myth that is Gene Hunt (Philip Glenister).

As Sam Tyler says in the opening credits,
"My name is Sam Tyler. I had an accident and I woke up in 1973. Am I mad, or in a coma or back in time? Whatevers happened it's like I've landed on a different planet. Now maybe if I can work out the reason I can get home."

"Is it 2007 yet? I need series two of Life on Mars!"

"Life on Mars is the best programme on the telly."

by Clarey_h April 8, 2006