She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.
by whatintheHwashere December 27, 2020
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Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
Nurse: It's a bedside commode, sir.
Man: I DONT NEED NO DAMN JOHNNY ON THE SPOT!!! I CAN WALK!
by Paul Bishop December 14, 2008
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After hiking a long time you find a toilet that is obstructed. You poop on top of the toilet paper blockage and leave a message to the rest of them. This also applies for to every other blocked toilet.
by Mark2015 October 9, 2021
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I climbed up on Meredith's car and left her a little johnny on the spot before she left this morning.
by "Jim Douche"/Erik Higbie August 19, 2009
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Get the johnny on the spot mug.^ Teacher turned her back for like three seconds, and that's all I needed to copy every answer off nerdboy's exam sheet
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
> Dude! You're a regular Johnny-on-the-Spot
^ Fuckin' A!
by thurb March 31, 2023
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