Olsen Twins 

The *ahem* twin male nether parts.

"Daaaamn, b. I just got smacked square in the Olsen Twins"
"He'd better not, or I'll give him a kick to his Olsen twins"

Olsen Twins by Blatantperve January 20, 2005

Olsen Twins 

Skany no talent girls that got famous because they're pretty. Or because who ever hired them was on crack.

They dress really though.

Mary-Kate is so hated that people actaully believe that shes slitting her wrists, anorexic, and a coke addcit all at once.

Olsen Twins by Elisabeth Sherman November 24, 2004

Olsen Twins 

Bulimarexia snobs with tons of money who wear fur and drink lattes.

Might be working for the Taliban.

Where do your taxes go? (To them.)

Molded into Chanel-wearing, pedophile-banging nightmares since birth.

bulimarexia communism twins Olsen Twins

Olsen Twins by ChewbaccasBitch January 4, 2010

Olsen Twins 

Mary-Kate and Ashley. Every teenage boy's wet dream. Richest young people in America.

Damn, I wanna bone the Olsen Twins right now.

Olsen Twins by JP June 27, 2004

Olsen Twins 

the hottest bitches I wish i fucked. If u dont like 1 u can like the other...cuz theres two.

i dont care how many bad movies they have made i wanna suck on their nipples

Olsen Twins by j dog June 7, 2004

olsen twins 

2 really hot twins that usually are all up on each other...not complaining though...

"The Olsen Twins are FINE!"

olsen twins by Katelin June 17, 2004

olsen twins 

just fit

look at those olsen twins va va voom

olsen twins by Daisy June 19, 2004