offline gay

A person who is openly queer but is in a heterosexual relationship at the moment.

"I would tap that but I think she has a boyfriend" "She's totally an offline gay though"

"He may be with her right now but he's hooked up with guys in the past– he's just an offline gay"

"That girl is totally his beard, I fucked him last year" "No dude he's just an offline gay. Stop perpetuating bisexual erasure!"

"Damn I wish Mia would break up with Alex already and stop being such an offline gay"

"Angela told me the other day how badly she misses fucking girls, what an offline gay thing to say"

by Grandfather Maggot January 23, 2018

offing

An Italian Mafia term used to describe murdering someone. Similar to other Mafioso terms such as whack or hit.

"I sure as shit ain't gonna be the one offing that guy without permission from the Boss. He's a made-man for God's sake. What do you think I am, a fuckin' stugatz"?

by Vkngfan76 April 20, 2016

Offing myself

The only option for me....

GG mates

Me: Im offing myself
Other person: ok idk

by Cy-a-god January 20, 2021

Chronically Offline

A person that’s always outside, doesn’t know what’s going on in the internet. Chronically offline people don’t have any social media platform. (Except maybe Facebook) they don’t know any of the stuff that is going on in the internet.

Person 1: Bro do you have instagram?
Person 2: No, what’s instagram?
Person 1: Your chronically offline bro-

by I commited genocide twice! March 12, 2023

Offliner

A message sent on an IM client while the other person is offline.

I sent my boss an offliner, I hope he gets it on time.

by Vicrum January 8, 2008

offline

Commonly misused to mean online, ie from the internet, when, in fact, they mean the exact opposite.

I bought my new computer offline.
I met my boyfriend offline.

by Neil Roberts April 5, 2005

offline

What you are not right now.

Right now you are, obviously, not offline.

by Lol_idk June 6, 2009