take offence

1. The act of taking offence, or being offended.
2. To be annoyed or peeved by a person or event that affects you, usually in a negative way.

Lisa: Your a negative nancy!
Luke: I take offence at that, your a jerk.
Lisa: I take offence at being called a jerk, your out of my top friends!!

by Lukus McTaggert December 9, 2008

Offence-Tantrum

The act of claiming to be offended by an event that did not attack, belittle or demean any group or person. Taking the misguided idea that no one should say anything that might offend another, in an over -the-top nonsensical way.

"Merry Christmas!"
"Don't you mean, Happy Holidays!?"
"Whoa, calm down, didn't mean to send you off on an offence-tantrum now."

by Ryan+Eric October 18, 2015

first time offence

Someone's first time having sex. AKA loss of virginity.

GUY: OH was it her first time offence?

ME: Ye I guess you could say i'm a first time offender

by BerzerkGOAT February 14, 2017

Deckable Offence

Any action, behaviour, or level of stupidity so f**king annoying that it warrants getting your lights punched out.

We’re talking about sht that isn’t illegal, but absolutely deserves someone being laid out flat.

It’s the ultimate case of ‘f**k around and it’s time to find out.

Jacob always Leaves the gym equipment drenched in sweat without wiping it down and doesn’t re rack his weights

Yeah look, That’s definitely a Deckable offence!

by DeckableOffences November 16, 2024

Offencive

As opposed "Offensive" which is the correct spelling, often spelled wrong by the same people who 'a' as "uh".

It's offencive to me that someone fucks up the spelling of "Offensive". It's not 'offencive'.

by CodenameMars June 20, 2022

Take offence

What you should always try to cause the woke scum to do

Kathleen Stock's pungent common sense on the question of gender ideology caused the woke scum to take offence, which is good because you should always try to cause as much offence as possible to people who think it's ok to castrate children and imprison rapists with women.

by Old Phardt July 25, 2023

no offence

a phrase used to imply you are about to offend someone

"No offence but your dress looks shit."

by c.a.l.m.down.larry November 2, 2015