Ocular infidelity

Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.

I had some crazy ocular infidelity staring at those cheerleaders while Jen and I were at the game.

by BillHo June 1, 2011

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ocular cavity

Ocular cavity is another word for eye socket.

Your mother's ocular cavity is a daycare for my throbbing rod.

by Sveinaldum March 2, 2016

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ocular pat down

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

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Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

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Originates from and is a mixture of the words "binoculars" and "man". It is womens' personal opinions of the way in which they view men. Could be considered as an opinion, but specifically and only used when referring to a bloke! Only straight women and gay men have man-oculars.

Wanda: "mmmmm... he's fine!"
Zoe: "ergh! I don't think so! Get Your man-oculars fixed!"
Christine: "For sure! But he doesn't look so bad from a mile away, maybe you're just out of focus?"

by Amazingmanoculars April 14, 2010

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