Ocular infidelity

Using your eyes to undress someone other than your partner. Generally done on the sly while with your partner.

I had some crazy ocular infidelity staring at those cheerleaders while Jen and I were at the game.

by BillHo June 1, 2011

ocular cavity

Ocular cavity is another word for eye socket.

Your mother's ocular cavity is a daycare for my throbbing rod.

by Sveinaldum March 2, 2016

ocular pat down

The somewhat superhuman bouncer ability to look at someone and know if they are a threat.

Mac: I did an ocular pat down and I cleared him. i did an ocular assessment of the situation garnered that he was not a security risk and i cleared him for passage.

by cmack 2406 October 24, 2012

Ocular Rectal Fistula

Diagnosis made when a patient overall has a shitty view on everything

Turns out you don’t have any illness or disorder at all, you just have an ocular rectal fistula.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 29, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 14, 2025

Ocular Constipation

When you don’t see that shit happening.

The boss told me I had to work tomorrow. Unfortunately for him, I feel a case of ocular constipation coming on.

by monkeycop72 August 18, 2025

Ocular hypertension

Ocular Hypertension-Induced Immersion Deficiency (OHID) is a rare and poorly understood condition characterized by elevated intraocular pressure (IOP) that disrupts the normal blinking reflex and reduces the individual’s ability to disengage from visual stimuli. This results in prolonged staring, delayed blinking, and difficulty shifting attention away from immersive environments such as screens, books, or real-world visual scenes.

JPhil suffers from a medical condition known as ocular hypertension

by Ocularhypertentionawareness March 13, 2025