October

Slap ass month its a form of sexual harrasment just because its the 10th month of the year does not mean u get to slap my ass because if u do slap my ass or I see u slapping someone else's I'm gonna boot you it's not right

It's October so its slap as month! Idc don't touch me

by Macey povey October 1, 2020

October

Tom the jackhammer Billuson brutally molested a sheep named "Octy" during the 31 days of this fall month. The story was so horrifying that villagers named these 31 days after the poor sheep, thus resulting in the name october

Man 1: October is the greatest month ever
Man 2: You pervert!

by Yabjoors October 9, 2008

October

A large, fierce, and ego-maniacal feline that loves Meow Mix, fuzzy blankets, and slapping humans in the face. Loved for her winning personality, her total and merciless destruction of office furniture, and the only word in her vocabulary: NAO?

Also known as the best cat this planet has or will ever know.

Dude: God, you act just like October.
Other Dude: THAT'S EMPRESS OCTOBER I TO YOU, YOU USELESS SACK OF BLOOD!

Human 1: I sure do like October.
Human 2: October sure does like food.
October: NAO?
Human 1: No, not right now, October.
October: *DESTROYS A HOUSE*

by lucifiel33 February 3, 2010

October

You will not touch anyone just because it is october, it is a form of sexual harrasment. Yay!

Nobody is getting kissed without permission or getting their ass slapped this october!

by Idontcarewhat youthink October 16, 2019

October

Cooliest month of the year. If you’re born October, you were probably conceived from Christmas to Valentine’s Day. If you were conceived in October, you’d be born in July. I am born in October too. The 16th. Halloween’s pretty frickin awesome too,

Person 1: Oh man what month is it?
Person 2: October.
Person 1: Hell yeah! Best time to be born and Halloween!
Person 2: Yeah! And it’s so beautiful outside!

by You want a cookie? August 18, 2018

October

Cool, awesome, swagged out; derived from the month October, when weather and temperature usually starts to become cooler.

Bro, that episode of Dora the Explorer was so October

by An October Dude October 18, 2011

October

The most unluckiest month of the year. Every day is a living Hell.

Fucking October. Fucktober. This month gave me such a shitty time at home and school.

by Haileychi October 17, 2016