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Occupyable

Used in expressions of anger, disgust and bewilderment at:

1) Undeserved profit or gain.
2) Flaunted impunity; getting away with something and gloating about it.
3) Something needlessly, unfairly and ridiculously expensive.
4) Conspicuous consumption and in-your-face displays of wealth.
5) Thoughtless squandering of valuable personal, public or private resources.
1) "Lemme see if I got this straight. They reduced the budget but also voted themselves a raise? How occupyable is *that*?"
2) "Yeah, well, BP pretty much got off scot-free after the spill and they don't even pretend to give a shit. Those bastards are so fucking occupyable."
3) "Five bucks for a loaf of bread in Thunder Bay?! WTF? That's totally occupyable!"
4) "Three flat screen TV's in her bedroom? She's only a teenager! The hell! That's just plain occupyable!"
5) "And then I watched him toss almost the whole damn steak in the trash! What an asshole! That's not just a shame, it's occupyable!"
by VeggieMeister November 24, 2011
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occulo rectitis

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.
I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.
by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007
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occuponymous

When a proper name relates to someone's occupation.
Our pilot had the occuponymous name, Leonard Wing.
by kubaba November 17, 2010
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Occupationist

You’re a cop you must love donuts
Damn bro stop being so occupationist”
by Bubbabub1 December 16, 2019
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Jerk Occupied

When a girl only dates guys that will hurt her and leave her crying.
Guy #1: Why has that girl been crying so much lately?

Guy #2: I think it's because she's been jerk occupied. She'll only date men that will hurt her.
by Quzu June 9, 2011
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Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.
Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.
by MuffCPA November 7, 2011
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manure occureth

The nice old-english way to say "shit happens". usually said around those that would mind if you said "shit".
Aww! Dude you just wrecked your Continental!
Manure occureth my good friend..manure occureth.
by themagichat November 3, 2007
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