Occupyable 

Used in expressions of anger, disgust and bewilderment at:

1) Undeserved profit or gain.
2) Flaunted impunity; getting away with something and gloating about it.
3) Something needlessly, unfairly and ridiculously expensive.
4) Conspicuous consumption and in-your-face displays of wealth.
5) Thoughtless squandering of valuable personal, public or private resources.

1) "Lemme see if I got this straight. They reduced the budget but also voted themselves a raise? How occupyable is *that*?"
2) "Yeah, well, BP pretty much got off scot-free after the spill and they don't even pretend to give a shit. Those bastards are so fucking occupyable."
3) "Five bucks for a loaf of bread in Thunder Bay?! WTF? That's totally occupyable!"
4) "Three flat screen TV's in her bedroom? She's only a teenager! The hell! That's just plain occupyable!"
5) "And then I watched him toss almost the whole damn steak in the trash! What an asshole! That's not just a shame, it's occupyable!"

Occupyable by VeggieMeister November 24, 2011

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016