Obvious Orgasm October

You, or someone else, must cause you, or someone else to have an Orgasm. Having an Orgasm or causing someone to have an orgasm each day will result in a pass. Passing will let you move onto No Nut November.

Obvious Orgasm October is hard, but remember it wont count if someone else causes someone else an orgasm!

by plshelpaaaaaaaaaaaa January 24, 2022

obvious plant

1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm

anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Captain Obvious

a sarcastic name for someone who states the obvious

Cat: "The sky is blue"
Rich: "Thanks, Captain Obvious"

by Breezy April 13, 2004

Thanks Captain Obvious

Thanks Captain obvious is the appropriate response to someone who says something blatantly obvious. This can be said kindly and in jest to one’s friends or spitefully to the jerk that’s been irritating you.

Me: Did you hear in the news about the girl who jumped off of a bridge after leaving a note to her family?
BFF: She must have been suicidal
Me: Thanks captain obvious!

by crazy hooker October 11, 2009

general obvious

getting promoted from captain obvious to general obvious because you always point out the obvious all the time.

Bob always points out that he has no arms and legs. Thanks general obvious. You point out everything that is obvious so you have been promoted. congradulations.

by laxgoalie6 December 19, 2008

catherine obvious

a single made by the band "my dog carver" that consist of members kalynn koury & weston koury- also know as sinjin drowning.

the title of the song came from the victorious episode survival of the hottest, which is also the episode sinjin drowning got their name from.

Tori : Yeah, thank you, Catherine obvious.
André: It's captain obvious.
Jade: The expression is "Thank you, captain obvious."
Beck: Who would catherine be?
Tori: Catherine can be a captain.

"Her name is Catherine
Catherine obvious
Captain of my heart" -Catherine obvious, my dog carver.

by philip <3 August 22, 2022

"Thank you Captain Obvious"

A phrase generally used to indicate that someone, i.e. Captain Obvious, has just uttered something that everyone can see. Of course, this statement is usually uttered by someone who is only bright enough to see obvious things.

Me: "Good lord it's cold out here."

Schmuck: "Thank you Captain Obvious"

by Ssenillis January 13, 2006