Hobosexual

A person, usually a man, that enters into a relationship just to have a place to stay.

Instead of finding a real man, she dates hobosexuals that can't do anything for her.

by BeckyWitDaGoodHair January 25, 2017

Robosexual

One, male or female, who is sexually aroused by, or would gladly and willingly f*ck a/ be f*cked by a robot.

my friend saw a picture of rule 63 mike schmidt being f*cked by foxy in one of my porn folders, now he won't stop publicly calling me a robosexual

by Just average, everyday words May 11, 2016

Olesexuals

A section of Manchester United fans who will criticize everyone but Ole for the poor run of form the team is going through. They believe he's the second coming of Sir Alex Ferguson and he is infallible. They are some of the most deluded people on Football Twitter and reality is not their cup of tea.

I am blocked by most of the hardcore Olesexuals on this platform.

by Øuch September 30, 2019

Hobosexual

When a homeless person gets into relationships just to avoid being homeless

Did you hear about that hobosexual Spencer pretending he loves that girl just so he has a place to live.

by Whbkcm August 27, 2017

hobosexual

This is a sexual orientation can be given at birth but is usually developed over your teenage years with hormones thriving. someone who is hobosexual is somebody who is without a place to live e.g. house/ tent/ persons womb/ school/ large refrigerator ( small if your desperate), by sexually engaging with someone/ something who is hobosexual while you are not, immediately makes you hobosexual full stop.

" yeah brah she was just sitting there in the gutter naked so i thought what the hell, so i guess that makes me hobosexual now"

by Butt plug joey March 7, 2017

Hobosexual

A person who is in a relationship for a place to live

Braden: Dean is such a hobosexual
Gabe: i know he only likes my mom because she has a house

by fbiuayvojahfv May 21, 2018

Kobosexual

A person who has such a big man-crush on Kobe Bryant that it borders on homosexual love. To a kobosexual, Kobe can do no wrong in their eyes. A kobosexual will spam the ESPN message boards with "Kobe is God" threads whenever he drops 50 points, but will remain relatively hush when he has one of his 7-for-24 shooting nights. If somebody criticizes Kobe for his off-game, a kobosexual will resort to name-calling and to defend their hero, while posting meaningless stats of his past accolades; sometimes they will report the person who bashed Kobe to the board-moderator to be banned.

Shakerz: lol @ Chokie Cryant chucking his team to another loss.

Kobe2k8MVP: Kobe still has more rings than the LeChoker.

Shakerz: What has he done without Shaq? Two first round exits?

Kobe2k8MVP: He scored 81 points! He also scored 62 poitns in 3 quarters!

NYAR HAR HAR!!!!!!!!!! OWNED!

Shakerz: Stop being a kobosexual.

by Laker-hater December 30, 2007