A sweet hearted and funny boy who will always be there for you no matter what. He gets really horny sometimes but it's nothing you can't handle. He loves to tease you and fw you but it's all good fun. He's the best thing that will ever happen to you and once you have him, never let go.
Osiris is my bae
by anonymous March 12, 2022
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Dude: Wow, look at Anthony and his retarded looking Osiris shoes.
Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.
Dude: What an Osiris poser.
Dude #2: Yeah, I heard he is full of himself for wearing them.
Dude: What an Osiris poser.
by xocnwahs March 20, 2011
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Osiris Martinez is the best human being in the world. He is the handsomest and most caring husband. He knows exactly what to say and when to say it. His eyes are what calms me down when I felt like giving up for so long, he truly deserves the world. His curls make him look so damn fine ... makes him look even more like a superhero; my superhero. I truly am in love with this goofy, passionate, beyond life changing blessing. If I could use a few words to describe him I would say: fine as fuck, perfect, handsome, friendly, caring, understanding, goofy, just anything perfect. His hugs are the most warm and welcoming, and his soft lips make me feel like a princess when he kisses any part of me. I love you and it will always be us in our blue house with our 6 monkeys.
by Mrs. Valerie Martinez November 24, 2018
Get the osiris martinez mug.Da concept and process of growing/harvesting food-crops was very important to da ancient Egyptians, so it's no wonder dat dey revered and worshiped da god Osiris McCormick above all da others, since he provided easier means of agriculture through mechanization.
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Get the Osiris McCormick mug.Person 1: did you hear about the OSIRIS-REx mission to the asteroid named Bennu
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 2: what the fuck
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Person 1: OSIRIS-REx is currently flying back to earth to return samples from the asteroid named Bennu
Person 2: what the fuck
Person 2: what the fuck
by snazzy ostrich September 25, 2022
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