To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex

David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."

by weivid June 27, 2007

OMFFSM

Used by Pastafarians and Spagnostics;

Oh My Fucking Flying Spaghetti Monster

Used like omg or omfg, but undogmatically broadminded... in marinara.

OMFFSM!!! That's a gnarly lil' eyepatch yea has there matey!

by Johnny Ringo aka Jeru Zalem March 14, 2009

The Offspring

A band that many people write off because of their zany singles. When you get past the crust, you have the smooth caramel filling.

On the way
Trying to get where I'd like to say
I'm always feeling steered away
By someone trying to tell me
What to say and do
I don't want it
I gotta go find my own way
I gotta go make my own mistakes
Sorry man for feeling
Feeling the way I do

by Caeffen April 29, 2005

Dick Offset

Similar to a carbon offset. Involves bringing a girl/girls to a party to increase your chances of getting in by negating the effect of another guy in the place.

Guy 1: Damn, this party is a real sausage fest, we're never getting in.

Guy 2: Relax, I brought Alesia and Watermelondrea as dick offsets.

by VoytekTumanov January 23, 2010

Offset

One of the three members of the rap group migos. Known for trapping, robbery, and his lyrics, the young traplord is cousin to fellow migos member Quavo.

Quavo: aye offset we got shootaz in da window?

by Traplanta December 23, 2014

Carb offsetting

Rebranding of the word 'exercise', for the type of people that do that kind of thing. It's a 21st century mindset; not exercising to get fit or healthy like most other functioning humans but offsetting the shit lifestyle you already enjoy.

I'm walking to work instead of driving this week because I'm carb offsetting tonights 10 pints.

by Goooooodwithwerds January 22, 2020

offshore drilling

The practice of leaving the country for the explicit purpose of engaging in sex.

"We're headed to Costa Rica because we heard that there is great opportunity for offshore drilling there."

by Srini Balasubrian August 10, 2008