te’oing

To have sex with an imaginary woman or object.

Oh he was out te’oing .

by Quisef March 29, 2018

Boi-oing

An expression used for stating sarcastic unamusement. Much like sarcastically saying "oh wow" or "big whoop". Used to mimick the comical sound of getting an instant erection, or boner one would get if something actually was enjoyable or cool. Used to blow someone off sarcastically.

Noah: Hey guess what? I finally was able to get married and laid in my video game Fable II.

Colin: Oh boi-oing, who gives a shit.

by Travesty360 March 4, 2017

oing

its what some pigs say

pig: oing

by Beege Woods August 14, 2019

Te'oing

The acto of hugging an imaginary person.

Lacey: Yo, McCarron, did you see Te'o trying to tackle me? It looked more like he was hugging an imaginary girlfriend.

McCarron: Yeah man, he was totally Te'oing

by ImaginaryFriend January 16, 2013

Tosh.Oing

Verb Old English
1. To watch Tosh.O for the single purpose of making yourself feel better at the expense of the people or host failing. 2. The act of watching others fail to improve your own self esteem.

After Tosh.Oing I felt great even if I had to watch that crappy Daniel Tosh.

by TheSpooniestBard April 22, 2010

oingo-boingo

(1) (n.) the art of sex coinciding with a pole and macaroni.
(2) (n.) a sex position that requires at least ten hours of moonlight.
(3) (v.) to hump so rapidly as to create fire.
(4) (adj.) humpable in the moonlight.

(1) "Damn Megan. You and Evan went home for some oingo-boingo Saturday night?"
(2) "Megan's plans for oingo-boingo with Evan were foiled by the absence of moonlight."
(3) "I oingo-boingo all night long with Evan Ponic."
(4) "Wow that foreign exchange student named Evan is so oingo-boingo."

by Marvin Lingweeny January 4, 2009

oingy boingy

When you bite into a piece of meat and it has remnants of cartilage or fat in it and it makes the lower jaw bounce away from the upper.

I don't want to eat that chicken burger anymore because it's oingy boingy.

by CARP Diem September 9, 2011