Kobe NutHugger

Someone whose life revolves around Kobe Bryant. This person believes that everything Kobe Bryant has ever done is great and everything negative written about him in the media or said by his coaches or teammates is a conspiracy.

GriffMonkey is a Kobe NutHugger.

TxMavs is a Kobe NutHugger.

GriffMonkey and TxMavs are Kobe NutHuggers.

by NBA FAN November 28, 2006

nuthugger

1. noun. A nomadic miserable cunt, who becomes so obsessed with a guy, that she will do basically anything to maintain his attention; whether it be sex, incessant annoyance, or other favors; the term is connotatively derived from the fact that the broad in question is virtually clinging onto his testicles with strength considerably more powerful than a GI Joe Kung-Fu grip.

2. noun. A bitch that is a freeloading, mooching cunt.

1. That nuthugger won't leave me alone. All I wanted was for her to blow me, and now she won't stop calling me. It's getting weird, but at least she buys me food when I want it--usually after she blows me.

2. I was trying to make a drunken feast in the kitchen, and this nuthugger wouldn't stop trying to mooch my shit. If she was that hungry, she should have blown me.

There's nuthuggery afoot here...

by Juice & Clint March 2, 2005

Nutmud

Coined by Scott Mossier as a word for male semen.

He pulled out and blasted her with his nutmud.

by HypnoBug August 11, 2009

nuthugger

A nuthugger is a person that is so into something - person, place, or thing - that they only see and say good things about it. Anyone that goes against this idea of perfection is flamed and insulted.

"those Chuck Liddell nuthuggers can't admit he lost that fight"

by Big Aggie March 12, 2010

nutmuck

Another name for cum.

I squirted my nutmuck all over her face!

by Joel Austerfield December 9, 2006

Dutch Nutmeg

When you go so hard that your balls go all the way through to the other side of your partners legs.

My balls are aching from all the Dutch Nutmegging I did last night.

by TheBigMeg June 6, 2019

nutmeg phantasy

An elaborate, vivid, and often seemingly "controllable" daydream that can be intensely pleasurable, scary, or phantasmagorical, caused by consuming copious amounts of nutmeg in order to obtain psychoactive effects. These episodes are usually intiated through contemplation, meditation, drifting off to a near sleep or trance like state, daydreaming, spacing out, listening to ambient or dreamy music, or even just randomly. Use caution when working with nutmeg. Start with low doses.

Dude, I had the craziest nutmeg phantasy the other day! I was walking home from school in a snowstorm, and then all of the sudden, I imagined that I was in a new Terminator movie, and my neighborhood was a battle field. I could hear gunshots and everything. Then I started to be able to "direct the action" and made a movie preview in my mind. I have never laughed so hard in my life, and out of all the nutmeg phantasies I've had, that one takes the cake.

by ACIDHEAD December 7, 2007