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numtumbout

when pronounced "know what im talking about" is what is sounds like.. NUMTUMBOUT!
Man, this urbandictionary is thowed.. numtumbout?
by bushi September 9, 2003
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numpty

A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing
by Nested One October 14, 2003
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numptyesque

Adjective. Something that is like a numpty
Bob was a very numptyesque fellow.
by Anonimous moose September 23, 2008
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Numpft

It is commonly used to describe a person who is a bit on the slow side of things and has a general delayed reaction to most subjects ,especially humour. It originates from the word numpfty

In reality the word actually doesn’t seem that offensive and sort of sounds like something your nan or partner would call you if you were acting the ejet i.e falling down a flight of stairs
Victim: *clips ankle off the side of Ben 10 scooter
Attacker(Joshua): what ya after doing you numpft
by Study skillz 4 lif3 January 29, 2020
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numper

Y/N: "Question number four is so annoying"
Me: "do you mean... NUMPER?!"
by smexyhottieuwu March 1, 2023
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numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
by Bellenda January 17, 2008
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Nulpt

The most common form of NULPT is seen on a daily basis around the world..... The infamous red circle with the line through it is the universal "DO NOT" symbol. Although any type of rejection, denial, refusal, "NO", etc.... means NULPT.
A salesman who cannot close the deal has gotten NULPT.

When you present an engagement ring to your girlfriend and she says, "No." You've just gotten NULPT there chief.

In Search Engine Optimization (SEO) having your website removed for Google's index means you got NULPT.

In paid Search Engine Marketing (SEM) having your Adwords ads stop showing because of a pop-up or trademark violation is another form of NULPT.

A pest controller is a 'NULPTOR' of sorts... As he might NULPT the mice or termites from a home.

When your blind date doesn't show up.... You got NULPT!

When a family member forgets your birthday.... You've been NULPT!

When a horse stops short at the hurdle in an equestrian competition.... You, jockey, have been NULPT.

When Cramer on Mad Money slams the choices in your stock portfolio.... You've been NULPT! (side note: He needs to get NULPT on his sound effects board.)

If in court and the judge denies your appeal... You have definitely been NULPT.

Being expelled from school is getting NULPT.

Setting off the metal detector at the airport is a NULPTING for sure.

Ever been excommunicated from a country? You, my friend, are NULPT.

When someone gives you a thumbs down... You're NULPT.

When www.urbandictionary.com rejects a word or definition, you've been NULPT baby!
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