Nummy Num Nums 

Any particularly delicous foodsubstance that can be masticated.

Now it is time to divulge into some nummy num nums.

Nummy Num Nums by Trent Anthony Petroff December 15, 2008

sassy num nums 

a euphemism for sexual intercourse, popularized by the web series Bravest Warriors

"oh we're about to have all sorts of sassy num nums"

sassy num nums by pookymane June 2, 2021

ghetto mocha num nums 

coffee, powdered creamer, a package of hot chocolate and peppermint whipped cream.

*** NUMMIES ***

imma cuddlz up on me couch and drink me some ghetto mocha num nums right about now bitches!!!!

im in your blanketz
drinking your ghetto mocha num numz

ghetto mocha num nums by Broadway Mafia (Lacey) December 10, 2006

Cheesy num nums 

When your hot and irritated, a phrase you can shout out. Also a name for a pirate with 3 arms, 1 leg and no genitels.

shit look at that cheesy num num.

ARGHHH CHEESY NUM NUMS!

Cheesy num nums by spunk moneky April 23, 2009

Breakfast Num Nums 

The most deliscious of breakfast foods, forget cereal, toast, yogurt. You must go for homestyle breakfast num nums, they look more or less like the traditional breakfast pancake, but in preperation they become truly orgasmic, some are donut shaped, some are snowman, some have bananas inside, some have jelly and butter smeared across, and some are just plain tastey.

"Man aint' nothin better than some Breakfast Num Nums after a nice sesh"

Breakfast Num Nums by The Magic Cap December 10, 2008

shity num nums 

When your ass cheeks get coverd in shit from your ass getting worn out and it stays open and the shit falls out into you underwear or boxers.

My shity num nums make my ass sore and stain it brown.

shity num nums by Taylor January 8, 2005

Birdie Num Nums 

To put face in cleavage and attempt a zerbert. Results in good times and giggles.

dude her tits are so big all i can think about is putting my face in them and giving her some birdie num nums.

Do you want some birdie num nums?

Birdie Num Nums by Maria Menendez June 10, 2005