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The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire

Me: I just bought a bible!!1!
Friend: Lemme see!!
Me: *holds up book*
Friend: what even is this??!1!
Me: the Bible. Aka The Amazing Book Is Not On Fire
by Howelljaylester July 11, 2017
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slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet

A prase used when an over-weight person is consuming a large ammount of food, because On the moon, we would weigh much less than we do here on earth.
Tommy,a rather over-weight child, is stuffing his face with pie. His Older brother remarks, "Slow down tubby, you're not on the moon yet."
by Maddie McGregor January 10, 2009
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the amazing book is not on fire

The Amazing Book is Not On Fire is the first book that Dan Howell and Phil Lester made. Or known on the internet as danisnotonifre and AmazingPhil. (you should follow them they are awesome)
Hey, have you read the amazing book is not on fire yet?
by Emmy_isnotonfire January 9, 2017
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your not on piss

'Bruv your not on piss'
by BigD12 March 12, 2020
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Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality

You can be Racist but on a Technicality. If you are Intellectually Smart enough, you can get out of any situation, wherein you are accused of being Racist. You can use Race-Pity as a Reason but not alone, as in, you cannot say " THIS IS RACE PITY IM NOT RACIST" but you can still use it if you are Smart enough, I won't explain more because only Smart People should Understood.
Thats not being racist, its Racism-But-Not-On-A-Technicality
by NotJunhaISwear June 13, 2021
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is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?

When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.
A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*
by 08yu March 21, 2020
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They're not on my screen

A stupid saying which turned into a meme by Kootra during Minecraft: Carnival Of Doooom w/ Nova, Kootra & SSoH Ep.8
Ex1.
Nova: whooooa look at all these f**king carts. hehehe
Kootra: where are they?
Nova:how many times did you guys failed to come back.
Seamus: alot.
Kootra: I don't see any carts.
Nova: There's three carts here..
Kootra: They are not on my screen.
Nova mocks Kootra: they are not on my screeen. heh

Ex2.
Nova: I wanna go into the damn freak show! I want to see a two headed cow or something.
Kootra: yea, im sure they are going to have that.
Nova: Obvioussssly.. they could. You wouldn't know..because.. it's not on your screen.
Nova in mocking voice: they're not on my screen.
by onlyZHUI October 21, 2011
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