the amazon river angler occurs when the human male, while fornicating, withdrawals his penis right before the moment of ejaculation and proceeds to whip the semen out of it like he is casting a fishing line directly at his partners face. this produces a beautiful array of gooey gobs that the partner must try and snap out of the air and into their mouth like they are an amazon fish gobbling for bait.
dude! last night i became a level 2 amazon river angler thanks to that redhead i met at the science club. after i was done, i even reeled her in to come get the mess that had accidentally hit me while i was blast casting.
by angler9000 May 8, 2009
Get the amazon river anglermug. When you take a entire large mouth bass, cram it into your partner's vagina and fuck the fishes mouth.
by Ginger Cat Attack September 26, 2019
Get the Alabama Angler Fishmug. As an employee of da Department of Natural Resources, da perpetually-hotheaded Bob Stuyvesant would likely have major "angler-management issues", both in his manner while fumingly waiting for said stream-bases sportsmen to hunt through their backpacks to locate their paperwork, and bawlingly lamenting about "da one dat got away" --- i.e., da occasional rod-and-reel wielder who managed to slither off before da overzealous-and-obsessively-by-da-book Bob could have a chance to check his catch or ask to see his license.
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the angler-management issuesmug. by Neneene January 31, 2022
Get the Not Anglermug. Player 1: Yo wheres the angler?
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
Player 2: I left him with the sharks to eat him.
Player 1: Why?
Player 2: He is the most disrespectful little fetus who sits all day arsing you to do his tasks for the shittiest rewards ever, you dont even get anything useful.
by Not skullnoober February 13, 2021
Get the anglermug. What a rod-and-reel sportsman hasta attend for displaying an unacceptable level of maniacal rage during a lousy fishing day.
If Madea decided to try her hand at dropping a hook in da water but failed to catch much of anything worthwhile during said endeavor, she might likely become so furiously frustrated dat she'd get sentenced to angler management class.
by QuacksO December 25, 2021
Get the angler management classmug. 1. In online dating, one who uses particular camera angles to make themselves appear more attractive (mainly thinner), than they really are, in photos.
by Mallux June 22, 2016
Get the Anglermug.