nostradumbass

Nickname of Aaron Goldhammer, cohost of ESPN Cleveland WKNR's Really Big Show

Ohio State will have a losing record this season according to Nostradumbass

by Uncle Rizzo July 29, 2010

Nostradumbist

A national political figure who continually predicts bad stories about his political opponents that never pan out. Such as 2016 Republican candidate Donald Trump saying (prior to being a candidate) that he was digging up bad things on President Obama and then, as the 2016 Republican candidate for President he said Hillary Clinton's newly-found additional emails were going to be "bigger than Watergate." They were not. His predictions are always dumb and wrong.

Donald Trump's failed predictions of digging up lots of dirt on President Obama and then saying Hillary Clinton's email issue would be"bigger than Watergate" make him a real Nostradumbist.

by GreekFacebosopher November 6, 2016

Nostradumbass

A person who believes they are prophetic, but are really just an uneducated dumbass

President Trump proclaim COVID-19 was a hoax, what a Nostradumbass.

by cbosse86 March 12, 2020

Nostradumbass

Someone, usually a hippy type, that portrays themselves as a seer of seers a psychic. They are simply put, morons.

Tom thought he had convinced us all about the rise of the Egyptian Empire's return but we all knew quite immediately, he was a Nostradumbass.

by The seer man dude April 27, 2020

nostradamus

An old man who was pretty cool.

"Nostradamus, you were (a little) ahead of your time,
in the 1500's
you were thinkin' about '99

Nostradamus, were you a prognosticator
or just a lucky guess generator?
How did you know so much?
Did the aliens talk to you?
Did you come from the future and why?
Cuz you were a super cool
future tellin' kind of guy."
-The Nostradamus Song by Katie

by wysiwyg February 18, 2004

Nostradumbass

An idiot who misquotes and/or mixes up Nostradamus' 'predictions'; also, any lunatic 'doomesday' or conspiracy theorist, especially those with access to a microphone or video equipment. (See: Glenn Beck, Jerry Falwell, Rev. Jim Jones).

"OMG!! Glenn Beck just said Arizona's gonna secede from the United States and become a sovereign nation!!" "Whoa, CHILL OUT dude; Nostradumbass doesn't know what the hell he's talking about."

by BoiseBoltfan May 15, 2010

NOSTRADAMUSED

the casual ability to predict events yet to happen

I nostradamused the score of the football game.

by blueboy69 February 25, 2009