Sanford North Carolina 

ahhhh , Sanford . The most ghetto city in the eastern part of the United states. Also known as the sandtrap and the 919. For some reason , Sanford has 3 Mcdonald’s and 1 big ass mega mall walmart which is odd because the city contains broke ass bitches. Most people that live in Sanford only go to Mcdonald’s to eat off the dollar menu. The only places to go are to the movies or to ghetto ass autumn oaks with all them bad ass kids. Sanford is KNOWN for 2 things , gun violence and tornadoes. It has a shitty ass school system with shitty ass kids. Everyone in Sanford knows each other and are some how related but still manage to fuck each other. In the summer , you can find all the ratchet ass kids at O.T. Sloan fighting. If you live in the projects , you have no room to talk about anybody. For some reason , it’s normal for straight people to act gay which is gay PERIODT. If you live on the east side , your whack asf and if you live on the west side ... gtfo somewhere. Don’t come to sanford unless you want to fuck your cousin. Most people that live in Sanford either have bedbugs or roaches and forget to use deodorant in the summer . If you don’t live in Sanford , stay yo ass away !!!

Hey , wanna go to Sanford North Carolina to fuck your cousin ?

Sanford North Carolina by bby.Sariiah June 7, 2019

Sanford, North Carolina 

2 hours from the beach and 2 hours from the mountains! Sanford is known for their country bumpkins and southern hospitality. O and lets not forget the abundance of Mexicans. If your from the North and find yourself moving to Sanford, I'm sure you will end up in Carolina Trace with every other last yankee in this town!

I love Sanford, North Carolina because you get the best of both worlds and the weather is wonderful.

Sanford, North Carolina by megan2009 January 31, 2009

Shelby North Carolina 

Shelby NC, a city of around 21,000 residents, with around 20,000 of them being rednecks.

This town is really segregated, 59% white population and a 40% black population in this little city you can imagine the segregation and racism.

One day i was driving threw Shelby and some rednecks in a f150 pulled up beside me and rolled down their window and yelled "FUCKING NIGGER"

Also crime is really bad in this city, one of the worst towns in NC for crime.

The highlight of this city is going to the Super K-mart on a saturday night, or to the Cleveland mall with a nice selection of 5 shops.

Bubba "Im from Shelby North Carolina!"

Bo "Same here!"

Shelby North Carolina by Ryan from Charlotte January 21, 2011

Arden, North Carolina 

The city of Asheville's bitch to the south.
Home to TC Roberson High School, a main rival to Asheville High. TC Roberson has won more state championships than Asheville and their other rival, Reynolds High School, combined.

Hey, let's go down to Arden, North Carolina to mess some people up!

Arden, North Carolina by Zippedlightning October 21, 2011

mooresville, North Carolina 

a city located north of Charlotte. it is built up with businesses (which it wasn't 10 years ago) and is also flooded with New Yorkers. if you are looking for a regular house in mooresville bring atleast 200,000 dollars. it is home to many race car drivers. there are two kinds of people in mooresville. southerners, and New Yorkers.

Did you hear? She is moving to Mooresville, North Carolina! I guess her parents wanted to move to a slightly smaller city.

mooresville, North Carolina by Mynameissomething July 7, 2015

North Carolina Mudslide 

When you leave the toilet lid down completely and sit with your bare butt cheeks flat down on top. Then when you defecate, the forcibly expulsion just slip slides you all around and ends you up gliding off the front as you proceed to land on the floor in a big pile of your own mess.

Johnny: Dude, the bathroom is all covered in feces, what happened?

Dude: Couldn't help but perform a North Carolina Mudslide after I got all shitfaced at the club last night.

Johnny: And I thought an upper decker was gross. You're on another level dude.

North Carolina Mudslide by Sychedelic March 22, 2016

North Carolina 

A Great state and not a place of just backwoods rednecks. Summers are warm, winters are cool. We can't drive in snow/ice like you northerners, so don't pick on us. Mountains on the west, beaches on the east, and everywhere between is beautiful. Big cities, but filled with nice southern folk who will talk your head off if you let them.

A place where ACC basketball is life. Everyone has a team they love UNC or hate Duke.

When passing through Raleigh, stop at Char Grill and grab a Cheerwine.

Man we passed through North Carolina; that place was great.

North Carolina by TarHeelState March 18, 2005