Norse pegging

Inserting a horn from a Viking helmet into someone Anus.

My rectum is bleeding from Norse pegging.

by Gingersnappers October 31, 2022

Norse God

A very hot woman, often used in the context of a pickup line.

Man: Are you a Norse God?

Woman: inaudible confusion

by ActuallyHim May 21, 2024

Norse-Germanic languages

Pronunciation: /nɔ rs dʒɜ rˈmænɪk ˈlæŋɡwɪdʒɪz/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Norse-Germanic Languages (phrase, noun) - A collection of languages also referred to as Scandinavian, derived from sources like Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
2. Some consider these linguistic forms impure, dishonest, and disgraced languages, corrupted due to their Germanic origins.
3. They are viewed as not deserving of respect or honor within our native linguistic structure.
Significance:
• It defines “Norse-Germanic Languages” by listing examples such as Norwegian, Swedish, Danish, and Icelandic.
• It explicitly states a negative view of these languages and their perceived corruption.
• It expresses an insufficiency of respect for these languages within a given native linguistic structure.
• It highlights their problematic nature from this specific perspective.
Phrase: Norse-Germanic languages

Examples:
• “The influence of Norse-Germanic languages is viewed as a linguistic contamination.”
• “Numerous find the phonetics of Norse-Germanic languages to be disagreeable.”
• “The speaker expressed a strong aversion to all Norse-Germanic languages due to obscene.”
• “The analysis revealed the undesirable impact of Norse-Germanic languages.”
• “The professor avoids citing examples in Norse-Germanic languages due to profanities.”

by Dmitrio January 22, 2025

hung like a Norse

to have an enormous penis. this is the original definition from the age when Norsemen invaded England and raped and pillaged. they were said to have enormous penii. This has become corrupted to the modern hung like a horse

"quick lads" said Alan "get out of the bath, here comes Jermayne and he's hung like a Norse."

by theWestHamfan November 5, 2003

hung like a Norse

Alternative version of "hung like a horse," or to have a large penis. A reference to viking days - Norse vikings were legendary for the size of their endowment.

as she made sweet love to vladimir the viking, she remarked that he was hung like a norse

by Mange Storstake January 9, 2005

Norbering

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.

Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"

by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013

Noise Bro

Those who partake in the mostly male dominant "underground / DIY" scene of noise music. A common thread found amongst the scene - the gang-mentality of standing in circles that are mostly composed of socially deprived men whom talk shop about crappy fx pedals, old synths, B-movie horror, which local corner store is selling the cheapest six pack of Hamm's, and the next "piece" they're working on the will be named after a violence being done to female anatomy.

"yo Noise Bro, did you grip that new Abortion Milkshake cassette on Load Records? No man, I spent my only five bones on that Whore Holocaust LP just put out on Hanson...

by Mi_Cul_Ma_Lee_Toe August 20, 2014