nordstrom rack

White women with fake breasts.

Did you see Pamela Anderson on TV last night?
Yeah looks like she's got a Nordstrom Rack.

by Schmeffy September 26, 2005

Nordstokke

a person who is emotionally controlled, socially distant, untrusting of most people, inconsiderate at inapproprialte times, unwilling to commit and angry in general.

to laugh at another person's misfortune is acting very Nordstokke

by demon7 February 4, 2010

nordy

one who works at Nordstrom.

I'm going to punch that faggot Nordy in the face because he thinks its cool to call himself a Nordy. Summer Sale THIS, BIAOTTCH>!

by Andizzle Fo Shizzle July 11, 2006

nordish vagina

often when a nordish woman undergoes several behavioural changes she runs to the nearest butchery and consumes all waste material, like in the thunderdome. (two men enter, one man leaves.)

A nordish vagina consists of a floppy clitorus that often smells of fresh christmas pine, even after it has been gang banged by a tribe of iroquois infantry.

Put down that nordish vagina you sloppy codfish!

i should have a gully then you would understand!
Breast MILK!

by ink n deep June 13, 2006

stanky nordyke

a smelly norweigan lesbian

dude 1:hey dude did you smell that?
dude 2: that was one stanky nordyke!

by john n anakins January 11, 2006

Skyrim for the Nords

A statement solders or citizens may say in The Elder Scrolls 5: Skyrim. Typically what a Stormcloak may say right before you completely obliterate them.

“Skyrim for the Nords!” The Stormcloak shouted, before he got obliterated by a Khajit Dragonborn

by Small sad human June 16, 2019

nordsploring

1) Running around a forest being black metal and taking pictures to commemorate this.
2) Being a black metal kid and taking pictures anywhere.

nordEthan loves to go nordsploring with his nordfriends.

by nordlimwen November 2, 2009