noonie cakes

your significant other; your lover; your best friend

I love spending time with my noonie cakes.

by Boopie ba da doopie September 10, 2011

bush noogie

To finger a girl until her pussy becomes an oozing mass of orgasmic pinkness.

Rob- Whats up John
John- NM Rob, I just gave your mom a bush noogie.
Rob- Awesome! Is it on video?

by Mr. Noog January 18, 2008

noogie

the act of rubbing one's knuckles on a person's head so as to produce a mildly painful sensation

See Webster's Dictionary

by Anonymous September 23, 2002

No Roux Noobie

It means that you have no roux, therefore you are a no roux noobie. It can mean other things as well, but that’s a secret that you can determine for yourself.

“Dumb dumb, give me gum gum.”
“No.”
“Ugh, no roux noobie.”

by OMMX3 September 13, 2019

noonie

This word is used to attract attention from people around you. First introduced by Sacha Baron Cohen's character Morad in Who is America as the 'n-word'?

Noonie Noonie Noonie! I am in danger, help me.

by tilted_hulk July 27, 2018

wookie nookie

Having sex with a mate that has an overabundance of pubic hair.

The thoughts of having wookie nookie with her make me ill.

by mike b January 29, 2004

Nookie Number

Not to be confused with the total amount of people you've shared sexual relations, the Nookie Number is exclusive to vaginal/anal penetration. Only those rated above a "6" on the universal scale should be present on this list.

JA: What's your Nookie Number standing at?

DE: Seventeen as of last night. I hooked up with an attractive young lady at the frat party.

JA: What would you give her out of ten?

DE: She was a solid eight, bro.

by DEpps February 1, 2010