noodlesguitarstrings

noodlesguitarstrings hates ace and 2D and loves noodle very much, she also started a whole war over noodle which is very twink like if you ask me. i think noodlesguitarstrings got dropped on her head bc she hates everything. be careful cuz she will fight you but shes pretty weak so 🙄🥱

noodlesguitarstrings smells like toe nail fungus
noodlesguitarstrings bullies me

by hahalolpoggers !! July 13, 2021

nebraska noodlehole

When you can't get your dick up, but you fuck her anyways.

gave my girlfriend a nebraska noodlehole last night and she didn't even know.

by bigshooter12 May 25, 2017

noodleboobs

Jennifer
When your boobs are so small they are like noodles

Amanda: "NOODLEBOOBS!!"
Jennifer: "BELLYBANGERS!!!"

by Tomanda February 18, 2003

Noodled

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.

"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"

by Turbo303 February 23, 2014

noodled

To get brain shot out of head.

Gettin yo wig split open.

"Nah it was really poppin off blood, i put this on my daughter dude brain was all over the sidewalk!

Nah u playin bruh it was like that!?

On everythang he NOODLED him then kept bustin at the other fools!

by DaddyLongerNeck June 30, 2019

noodlesguitarstrings

The fruitest ♠︎ hater and the number one ♠︎ hater. I love her she is swag and she is our ruler we should bow down to her 🙇 ♂️ 🙇 ♂️

-beppermint_tea

Smart Person: noodlesguitarstrings is our queen

Dumb Person: noodlesguitarstrings is a peasant

by beppermint_tea July 12, 2021

noodledick

An object or person, usually in a videogame, that is extremely hard to hit; someone who jumps around while many people shoot at them.

Alex: I dont want to die!

Nick: Hold still you little noodledick!

by Jsims December 6, 2006